[Sakura is walking ahead, though the picture is shaky, as if the LP is being jostled about.]

Well, here we are, Chansey.

[The LP pans up to show a building- the clinic run by the old Sakura.]

You ready to fix this place up?

Chansey!

[The camera bobs up and down rather quickly and suddenly. Sakura turns to face the pokemon.]

Let's get to work then.

...Huh, why are you holding that?

[The LP pans up once more to look into Sakura's face.]

Chansey chan~

IT'S RECORDING!?

[She quickly reaches for the LP, her hand covering the lens. There is darkness for a moment before the feed cuts off.]

Can someone please explain to me what this thing is?

[The camera turns on to show a pink creature with an egg in a pouch shuffling around Sakura's kitchen.]

Chanseeeyyy.

...I guess it isn't so bad.

[Private; Hackable]
It's just like Konoha... Destruction and death... Is it something we shinobi simply can't escape?[/private]

Everyone, please stay away from the forest. If possible remain in your houses.

[Locked to Konoha nin;Hackable]
I'm sure many of you already know what has happened to Neji-san. I believe we should come up with a plan to stop whatever this is.[/locked]

What? What is this place!?

I need to get back to Konoha!

If you are still left over from malaise house, please remove this journal from your friends list. It is being reused.

[[Private to Reno]]
Reno-san, can I talk to you?

[[Locked to Sasuke, hackable]]
S-Sasuke-kun... just... what happened between us last night?

Sasuke-kun, Naruto, I have your Christmas presents, so if you feel like coming by my office to get them some time today, you better!

I hope Hisoka-kun is doing well. Hopefully he'll have a wonderful first Christmas with Yuuko-san.

[[OOC: Naruto's gift is LOTS of ramen. Sasuke's present is a scarf that Sakura knitted, it looks kind of crappy, lol.]]

To all of my patients, you don't need to worry about your physicals tomorrow unless you feel the want or need to come by. You may have the morning to unpack, get settled in, and take a rest.

[[Private to Balthier]]

I have the results of that blood test you ordered awhile back.

Damn it. I came here to prove I could be on my own, and then all these people I know show up. I was fine when it was Sasuke and Naruto, they're like little brother, but... Now he's here.

Naruto! Sasuke! You two are going to the dance with me tomorrow. No is not an option!

So many people I know are appearing here at Malaise. It's odd. I'm not quite sure what to think. First Sasuke-kun shows up, then Naruto, Sasuke-kun's brother, and now Gai-senpai God help me.

[[Private to Hisoka]]
I would like to try putting you on Amitriptyline. It is both a sedative and anti-depressant. I'd like to see if it helps you at all with both your current depression and your sleeping problems. I'm going to take the prescription to the nurse's station. If you have any questions or the like, please contact me in some way.
/private

[[Private to Tseng and JD]]
Tseng-san, JD-san, please take good care of Naruto. If I find out either of you are giving him less than your best, it won't be pretty.
/private

*steps up to the firing squad* Okay, so I've decided to put my muses up on the chopping block. I want to know how you guys think I play Sakura strngrthnuthnk, Kairi puresthearts, and Jenova whenibcomequeen. Elphie isn't on this list because she has done a whole bunch of nothing, and I'm more than likely dropping her soon. However, if you really feel compelled to comment on her, go for it. Just know that it doesn't count for much. So yeah, concrit~ *is scared*

Today, I would like to see Mion Sonozaki, Henry Townshend, and Livio for their physicals. Thanks you.

Also, good luck to all those participating in the eating contest today. I'll have all my stomach medications out and ready.

Strikes are hackable

I'm finally over that damn stomach bug. I thought I was going to have to make a permanent home around the toilet! I still feel kind of gross, but I'm definitely much better than I was. TAKE THAT SICKNESS! SHYANARO!

And um... yeah... I promise I'll get back to scheduling physicals with my patients tomorrow morning.

Dr. Cox, I would like to talk with you concerning Kurosaki Hisoka.

I'm would like to extend a hand out to all the people who have been hurt or lost people with the recent happenings. I'm not a therapist, but if any of you, staff included, need to talk, I'm here. I also have a large stock of sake and things to get rid of hangovers. So long as you're not underage, I will be more than happy to share the sake. If you do happen to be underage and have a hang over, I will provide medication, no questions asked. It's only this once, however, so don't get used to it.

As I know everyone is rather tired today, and as I have lost quite a few of my own patients, I will not be calling in anyone for mandatory checkup today. I will be in my office most of the day, however, if anyone still wants to stop by. Now, I'm going to go rearrange my files since they've been completely wrecked with this huge transfer of so many patients. I'll also being taking a lesson from Shishou and drowning all sanity and better judgment in alcohol.

Edit: Also, Wesker-san, I would like to talk to you. It can wait for a little while, but it's something important.

God, that was hell. Paper work somehow got SO piled up and then the shit hit the fan at home. Everything is seeming to start to look up though. I just hope everyone back home will be okay.

So what is this I hear about one of my patients attacking someone? I'm terribly sorry. I know work should come before all else, but I just... Anyway, I should be back up to speed now. I'm sorry for neglecting you all, my patients, for the past couple of days.

Anyway, it's check up time again! Today, I would like to see Albert Wesker, Nero Rhapsodos, and Hao Asakura. Thank you.